FROM JOHN DIES AT THE END
loved by billie.
est. 8/17/23
@THATSDAFILTHY john cheese, independent john cheese from jason pargin’s book series john dies at the end.
written by billie. ( 31 ) minors & overall weirdos ( you know what i mean ) dni. THIS IS NOT A SPOILER FREE BLOG!i’m well aware that people are not aware of jason pargin’s book series. so, obviously, everyone is going to get spoiled. this blog will be horror heavy as john comes from a interdimensional horror comedy series. 21+ for mindfucked content. heavily affiliated with @thrillor
also can be found at: @hangtenn, @gareththegreat, @arnieriley
INFO UNDERCUT:
grox:
Death is not the end! You may go on to become the skeleton who fucks a hot chick painted onto some dudes harley
john going to santa carla and finding vampires like, “did anyone order STAKE?!”
john went from making homemade speed & passing out in a wendy’s drive thru to making his coffee with a shit ton of butter because “it makes it taste better”. the duality of man.
thinking about how big jim asked john & dave to watch over amy if anything happened to him in vegas. dave agreed because it was the right thing. john agreed and after jim died made it a point to make sure amy was okay. he actually followed through. thinking about how dave wasn’t aware amy had a missing hand until he met her because john never mentioned that amy was “the girl without a hand”
dave voice: would you love me 👉 👈 if i was BATMANTIS???
john vc: depends will you pick me up and fly me around? promise not to eat my head like a female mantis?
me: mind if i hit my vape? thanks man *lights a cigarette indoors*
